Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
You're not begging. We’re just telling you the truth.
dudes: Dude Fuck This chick Right Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Straight up Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you here sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.